A hydraulic puzzle. Limited water, taps, a cat that will not sit still. When $CATWASH trades, creator fees fall into the same pipes — rinse, drip, upkeep.
Token is not live. Play first. Launch only after people actually rinse cats — see the playbook.
Live sim · Two taps · communicating water, not a video
A fee split is tanks, pipes, and a limited stream. The board is the chart.
Communicating vessels and Torricelli flow. Full tanks spray hard. Empty ones don't.
Creator fees land in a contract, not a pocket. No owner. No withdraw of the rinse pot.
Fee manifold
1%
Platform fee. We do not take this. Holder-fee-sharing stays off so the pot is ours to split.
4%
All of it to the contract. Harvest sweeps the Pons escrow, then splits. No EOA.
50/35/15
Of the 4%: 2.0% rinse, 1.4% drip, 0.6% upkeep.
Levels
01
First rinse
A shower is a wall — but only at its center.
0 / 3 stars
02
Two taps
A corridor of water is how you buy time.
0 / 3 stars
03
Communicating vessels
Open valves share one surface. Height, not volume, decides flow.
0 / 3 stars
04
Pressure
Head is pressure. Spend it on the cat, not the floor.
0 / 3 stars
Graduation at 4.2 ETH. Liquidity locked.
Pair ETH · launch fee 0.0005 ETH · buyback off · @catwashXYZ